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Happy Anniversary to me! [Jul. 1st, 2009|09:00 am]
It has been five glorious years since my divorce became final. And I haven't regretted the decision at all.

Many thanks to all my friends. It is amazing how something like a divorce shows you just who your friends TRULY are.
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Crack fic at its crackiest [Mar. 27th, 2009|01:28 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]


Here is a book I absolutely MUST read: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith and Jane Austin.

Mr. Grahame-Smith has inserted zombies into the world of Elizabeth, Darcy, and Mr. Bingley. Lets hope they feast on Mr. Collins.

Here is an excerpt: "Mr. Darcy cut the two zombies with savage yet dignified movements. he then made quick work of beheading the slaughtered staff, upon which Mr. Bingley politely vomited into his hands."

I cannot wait to read this!!!!
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Happy Birthday [Mar. 6th, 2009|10:29 am]

Happy Birthday [info]tenorgroupie ! I cannot tell you how blessed I am to have you as a friend. Here's to many more great adventures.

Hope you have a great sushi time tomorrow.
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Happy Birthday [Feb. 24th, 2009|12:51 pm]

A very happy birthday to [info] critic75</span></span>[info]  ! Thank you for all the wonderful pics of Gale. Your pics always brighten my day and make me smile and I know that many others feel the same. I hope you have a wonderful day and many many more.
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Happy Birthday [Aug. 12th, 2008|10:10 pm]
A very Happy Birthday to two very talented writers who are also lots of fun to be around:
[info]mijanand [info]emmagrant01 Hope you both had a wonderful day. Hugs you both!
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Panda Porn!! [Aug. 12th, 2008|10:00 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | amused]

OMG, how low will NBC go? My 15 year old and I are watching the Olympics and they just did one of their filler segments, this one on pandas. The lead stud in the panda world is Lu Lu, and they detailed his regimen to keep him at his sexual best. That includes panda porn! 

Now, I am very glad that pandas are mating because we need baby pandas, but do I need to know that panda porn really exists? Or that it apparently works? Thanks NBC, TMI.
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Medical update [Aug. 3rd, 2008|10:35 am]
Many thanks to all who sent love and hugs during my recent vist to the hospital.


But I am home now with good drugs and lots of porn to read.  I do want to send out much love and thanks to [info]tenorgroupie who took me to the hospital, got all the info from my doctor, called everyone, and then brought me home yesterday. I am truly blessed to have her in my life.

Hugs to my flist, and thanks again for all the support.
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(no subject) [Jul. 30th, 2008|06:44 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | nervous]
[Current Music |stomach grumbling, but can't have food :(]

I get to visit the magic castle tomorrow for a total hysterectomy. Yay, fun stuff. The good news is that there is no cancer, at least right now. But I have been bleeding like a stuck pig for 3 months. And even a D&C didn't help. I have poly cystic ovaries that are so far benign but will become malignant at some point. I have a uterus that is growing, and cervical cancer is in my family. So I am losing the whole shebang tomorrow. I will not be around until Sunday or so, but when I do get home I'll need porn!

I have not reading much in the way of fic so that I would have lots of great porn to keep me company. And I'll probably spam you as well.  You have been warned!

 

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Happy Anniversary [Jun. 30th, 2008|08:36 pm]
I have now been divorced for four glorious years!  And as my mother so eloquently said "He is still such an asshole!" She also told me that in shorts the ex looked like Humpty Dumpty with hairy legs. I do love my mother so!

 
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I'm not dead yet! [Jun. 24th, 2008|07:17 pm]
I know that I haven't been around for the past couple of weeks. There has been a lot going on both good and bad.

I have missed my flist!
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A blast ffrom the past [Jun. 15th, 2008|04:45 pm]
I received a call yesterday from a woman I have not seen since 1968! She is from England and her father was stationed at Maxwell Air Force Base in Montgomery.  She now lives in DC and works for the London Times and is covering Barak Obama. She fondly remembers her time at the Montgomery Academy and I was one of three people she really wanted to contact. I must say that I am amazed that she remembers me and flattered at the same time.  I do remember her, and I think that we teased her about her accent.  Third and fourth graders are very cruel! We had a good but brief talk, she is going to visit the school this week and then she wants to have a longer talk.  I cannot wait to hear from her again. There are people who drift out of our lives and we think that our paths will never cross, and I am so glad that ours has.

cross posted to IJ 
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Happy Birthday [May. 28th, 2008|08:38 pm]
A  very Happy Birthday to [info]shadownyc!

She is a terrific writer and if you haven't read her Gus Diaries go do so NOW.

I hope you have a wonderful day.
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Happy Birthday [May. 5th, 2008|10:30 pm]

Happy Birthday to

 

 

[info]sonofabiscuit77! I hope you had a wonderful day. Hope you are home busy writing another wonerful story.

HUGS!!!
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A quote from my mother [May. 1st, 2008|08:45 am]
Words cannot describe how much I love my mother. This is what she says to us every May 1:

Hooray hooray for the first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today!

Of course she is in Alabama where it is much warmer than NJ, but I appreciate the sentiment anyway.

Happy May 1 dear flist. Hope you get in some outdoor activities.
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Happy Birthday dearest Ilaria [Apr. 17th, 2008|11:34 pm]
 Happy Birthday to the wonderful youbetterwiseup! I know things are not so happy for you right now but know that you are loved and cherished by so very many. I hope this day brings you peace, love, and yes, happiness. Oh, and lovely presents too!

I adore you my darling and peckats you madly!
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Happy Birthday [Mar. 28th, 2008|06:21 pm]
 A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to [info]qaffangyrl I hope your day is filled with friends, love, happiness, and of course PRESENTS!
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Happy Birthday! [Mar. 6th, 2008|09:39 pm]

I want to wish my very dear friend 

[info]tenorgroupie a wonderful birthday. I hope you had a great day.

*Hugs*

 

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Happy Birthday [Mar. 2nd, 2008|02:46 pm]
Happy Birthday to [info]severina2001! I hope you have a wonderful day.
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Someone wants my son! [Feb. 28th, 2008|04:33 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]

My son got his first college acceptance letter today! I don't know who is more excited, but I think it may be me. That is until the realization of how much this will cost starts to sink in. This is his second choice as far as colleges go, but it is just nice to know that someone wants him, and at least that overwhelming pressure of waiting is greatly diminished.
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Happy Birthday Critic75 [Feb. 24th, 2008|12:42 pm]
[Current Mood | happy]

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Have a wonderful birthday [info]critic75.  Thanks for all of your picspams of our favorite man. It always makes my day better when I see your posts. May today be full of laughter, love, friends and family.
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